{"product_id":"too-old-to-care-dashboard-bobblehead","title":"Too Old To Care Dashboard Bobblehead","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-detail__buy-buttons\"\u003e\u003cform method=\"post\" id=\"product-form-template--product__main-product-info\" class=\"shopline-product-form product-detail__form\" action=\"https:\/\/adhple.com\/api\/carts\/ajax-cart\/addSingle.js\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"form__buttons\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/form\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-detail__description rte text-left\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__info-description body3 rte\"\u003e❤Every time you wear this bobblehead, you’re not just celebrating our nation’s 250th anniversary—you’re standing with our heroes.\u003cbr\u003eA portion of every sale goes to Disabled American Veterans (DAV), helping our veterans get the care, benefits, and opportunities they’ve earned.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg width=\"2730\" 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